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One time my punk co-worker wanted to show me what a mosh pit looked like on Youtube. We closed our office door but our manager unexpectedly opened the door to talk to us. He opened the door and saw us watching a Youtube video of a bunch of people running into each other... UGH.

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Not every story ends in UGH.

Posted 348 days ago
One time I was running late for a meeting in NYC. I stole this guys cab. He looked upset so I decided to share the cab with him because I found out we were heading in the same direction. We chatted. We exchanged business cards. We went on a date. Not every story ends in UGH

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Dirty Business

Posted 348 days ago
One time my company was going through an audit. I could not find some old purchase orders so my manager asked me to re-print them so she can sign them and fake the date. UGH.

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Am I a Loser or What?

Posted 348 days ago
One time I was interviewing for a job and my potential manager was twelve years younger than me. What have I been doing with my life? UGH.


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A bad way to start the morning

Posted 392 days ago
One time while i was brushing my teeth before work my nose started to bleed. Blood came gushing out of my nose onto my pants. UGH.


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One time I was leaving for my lunch break when the CEO stopped me in the hallway to ask where I was eating. I told him I was going to the Pizzeria and he asked me to pick him up three slices for him. Of course he didn’t give me any money and everyone knows he never pays you back. He makes six figures and I make $30K a year. I can’t afford to pay for your food. Jerk. UGH.

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Dress To Impress

Posted 401 days ago
One time I wore a black corduroy jacket with khakis to work. My boss said I looked very professional and that I should keep it up. So she means I usually don’t look professional? UGH.


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One time I was laid off right before Christmas. I had five minutes to vacate but I stopped in front of the Christmas tree to see if my Secret Santa had already bought me a gift because I had already bought my person a gift. My secret santa had not bought me a gift so I just took back the present I bought. UGH.


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